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[makethemguilty]

 

[A pleasant-sounding woman's voice will answer your call, telling you who you had the misfortune of dialing. "Hello, you have reached (and there his own demonic voice will be heard): «Manfred von Karma». Please leave a message after the tone."]

 

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[text]

[shifting]

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

[text]

[makethemguilty]

[Frowning so hard at this. What in the world...?]

Whoever you are, I suggest seeking mental counsel. What is more, stop sending me ridiculous messages.

[And thus, unwittingly he is going to be sending viral messages to five other people.]

[text]

[shifting]

Sorry, it's a virus, I didn't mean to send anything. I don't even know who you are.

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.

[text]

[makethemguilty]

Virus? Explain. And I should hope that is the case.

[If he's being pranked as a result of Edgeworth, Franziska, or any one of their associates he's going to be most displeased.]

text | nv virus

[makethemguilty]

...Cease and desist from contacting me or I will file a harassment suit.

[text]

[shifting]

I don't know. something is going around sending people random messages, but making it look like it comes from other people's nv's.

[text]

[makethemguilty]

Convenient. I should hope that is the only way you would obtain this number, or else I would suspect you were doing this on purpose.

I'm not sorry for this one I stumbled across either. :|

[whippings]

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

[text]

[shifting]

I don't even know who you are. who are you?

[he's half convinced Edgeworth has a new nv, because the writing resemblance is uncanny.]

text

[ergomaniac]

You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

sorry its some weird virus that got in my nv.

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[not_the_dreck]

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

[text]

[makethemguilty]

I see no reason why I should tell you. It's none of your concern. Tell me your name and perhaps I'd consider it.

Viral text Fwd.

[makethemguilty]

[Hmph. Forwards the text back to her. See what horrible virus lies you're spreading? >8| ]

text | nv virus

[makethemguilty]

And now my device has contracted it. How irritating.

text

[makethemguilty]

[These things were getting more and more bizarre...Not to mention ridiculous.]

Refrain from opening strange looking messages in the future.

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[makethemguilty]

...Whoever the recipient of this message you meant to send this to has been sent to me instead by mistake. Unless it's another strain of that network virus, in which case I would get your NV checked.

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

very irritating

[shifting]

[prickly thing, aren't you?]

It's Sam Merlotte.

[makethemguilty]

[Very.]

I haven't heard of you.

[But rest assured, he'll be doing a background check.]

You are responsible for infecting my device, however. I am holding you responsible.

[shifting]

[he's liable to find a whole host of information, then. Including that he lives with one Miles Edgeworth.]

You're kidding me. I had no control over this. Who's holding me responsible anyway?

[makethemguilty]

[Certainly, once he found that out he might've been disinclined to hand out his name so readily. But he has nothing to fear, regardless. He would not hold back his name simply on the account of paranoia. Edgeworth already knew that he was here, after all.]

Proof? If this virus didn't stem from your device then how did it originate?

Manfred von Karma.

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[not_the_dreck]

Virus? How can a network get a virus? And do I want to know what I "sent"?

[Poor guy. Has no idea how technology can get screwed up.]

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[makethemguilty]

[Sigh. Does he have to explain? He doesn't have someone like the Judge to do it for him, so he supposes he'll have to educate the...ignorant.]

It is a kind of program designed by those with far too much time on their hands to spread via NV to NV. By exploiting security vulnerabilities it spreads itself automatically to other NVs through networks, in this case the common one by which Newcomers communicate.

The purpose of which, I have deduced, is more or less nonsensical and therefore annoying.

[Forwards the text that was sent:]

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"