IC Contact

[makethemguilty]

 

[A pleasant-sounding woman's voice will answer your call, telling you who you had the misfortune of dialing. "Hello, you have reached (and there his own demonic voice will be heard): «Manfred von Karma». Please leave a message after the tone."]

 

Comments

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[shifting]

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.

I'm not sorry for this one I stumbled across either. :|

[whippings]

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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[ergomaniac]

You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[not_the_dreck]

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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[integra_hellsing]

Mr. von Karma,

My name is Sir Integra Hellsing and I have been given your name by one Tonegawa Yukio. I am in need of a lawyer to draw up a will for me, and he said that you would do an excellent job.

If you are not available to do so, I completely understand. Thank you for your time.


-Sir Integra Hellsing