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Manfred von Karma ([personal profile] makethemguilty) wrote2017-01-07 09:57 am
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[A pleasant-sounding woman's voice will answer your call, telling you who you had the misfortune of dialing. "Hello, you have reached (and there his own demonic voice will be heard): «Manfred von Karma». Please leave a message after the tone."]
 
shifting: (Whistled for)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-01-30 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
shifting: (Worn out)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-01-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, it's a virus, I didn't mean to send anything. I don't even know who you are.
shifting: (Big dog)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-01-31 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. something is going around sending people random messages, but making it look like it comes from other people's nv's.

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cheerhealer: (rυdιмenтary)

text | nv virus

[personal profile] cheerhealer 2012-01-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
cheerhealer: (Default)

text | nv virus

[personal profile] cheerhealer 2012-01-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry its some weird virus that got in my nv.
cheerhealer: (you're not sorry.)

text | nv virus

[personal profile] cheerhealer 2012-02-01 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
very irritating
whippings: (nope.jpg)

I'm not sorry for this one I stumbled across either. :|

[personal profile] whippings 2012-01-31 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
whippings: (neutral ➙ a perfect face)

... Well played, Dad. B|

[personal profile] whippings 2012-02-02 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Second hurtful text message received from father in past 24 hours: check.]

Is this that virus again?
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whippings: (pause ➙ so boring I almost fell asleep)

[personal profile] whippings 2012-02-04 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, good for you, because she's not crying.]

I'm in the process of acquiring a more effective anti-virus.

[As soon as she sends the text she wonders if she shouldn't have; what need does she have to prove herself to the likes of him any more?]

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[personal profile] ergomaniac 2012-01-31 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
not_the_dreck: (Asch is not amused by your bullshit.)

[Text] | NV Virus | Yesterday

[personal profile] not_the_dreck 2012-01-31 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
not_the_dreck: (...you did what?)

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[personal profile] not_the_dreck 2012-02-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Virus? How can a network get a virus? And do I want to know what I "sent"?

[Poor guy. Has no idea how technology can get screwed up.]
integra_hellsing: (calculating)

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[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-05-30 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. von Karma,

My name is Sir Integra Hellsing and I have been given your name by one Tonegawa Yukio. I am in need of a lawyer to draw up a will for me, and he said that you would do an excellent job.

If you are not available to do so, I completely understand. Thank you for your time.


-Sir Integra Hellsing
integra_hellsing: (virgin knight)

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[personal profile] integra_hellsing 2012-06-01 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
As of right now, no, but I am willing to attempt to travel if you require me to do so.

Yes, Abraham van Helsing is my grandfather.

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